Metal Rap

Para iniciar el primer fin de semana de este 2014 y no perder esta sana costumbre, salen estas rimas que ya tienen sus ayeres:

“In "I'm the Man", at about 1:55 - 1:56 a sample of the Metallica song "Master of Puppets" from their 1986 album Master of Puppets can be heard. A few times after "I'm The Man" is said, you can hear "Shut Up" from Run–D.M.C.'s "You Talk Too Much" off their 1985 album King of Rock. Quite a few times throughout "I'm the Man" the "Yeah" that begins the song "(You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (To Party!)" by the Beastie Boys on their 1986 debut, Licensed to Ill is sampled.”

Ow!, Ow!

*NOT! NOT!

Yeah...

*NOT!

Now we're Anthrax and we take no shit

And we don't care for writing hits
The sound you hear is what we like
I'll steal your pop-tarts like I stole your...
Socks!
*YO man, what's the matter with you?
I'll get it the next time, I mean it...

Charlie, beat the beats, the beats you beat
The only thing harder's the smell of my feet
So listen up 'cause you might get dissed
Go drain the lizard or take a...
Chair!
Damn... watch the beat!

chorus:
I'm on your case, I'm in your face
*****Kick you and your MOTHER back in place
Step up sucker, understand
*Don't you know THAT

I'm the man! I'm the man!
I'm so bad I should be in detention!
I'm the man!

Shut up!

We've got real def rhythms and fresh new jams
And ya think we got egos but we're just hams
Scott plays stickball and likes to skate
Frank is never on time he's always...
Sleeping!
Late!

They drink the drinks, the drinks they drank
I put my money in the bank
They cut their crack, they offer joints
We don't do drugs, do you get our...
Meaning!
Point! Point! Watch the beat!

chorus

For a heavy metal band raps a different way
We like to different and not cliche
They say rap and metal can never mix
*Well all of them can suck OUR
Sexual organ located in the lower abdominal area!
*No man, it's DICKS! Ow! Ow!

MASTER!

Fart the farts, the farts he farted
I pick my nose 'cause I'm retarted
Like El Duce says smell my anal vapor
And wipe my butt with your...
Face!
Toilet paper! Yo, watch the beat!

chorus

So, as this rap is winding down
It's plain to see we wear the crown
You know Anthrax is number one
But we don't care, we just wanna have...
A festival!
Fun you stupid idiot!

Joey mailed the mail, the mail he mailed
We are the kings that all shout hell
We're like a diamond that is forever
And will remain the hardest ever

I'm so bad, it's a crime

Ow! Ow!
*NOT! NA-NA-NA-NA-NOT!

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